CacheCrazy.Com: Dear Prudence, I think I'm breaking up with my CO

Friday, February 13, 2015

Dear Prudence, I think I'm breaking up with my CO

Dear Prudence,

I think I’m breaking up with my CO (cache owner) and I need your advice, please, I’m desperate!

With Valentine’s Day being tomorrow, I just had to write you and get your advice because I don’t know where else to turn. You see, It all started out so nice. Three years ago this May as a matter of fact. He had a twinkle in his eye and a jump to his step when my CO started to put me together. He did it with care and concern. It was no wonder I fell for him like a puppy in love. Yes, they were the good old days.

I remember when my CO placed me. What a clever CO indeed. Oh sure, it’s been dark in here but I love when I hear geocachers trying to find me. My, oh my, do geocachers say a lot of curses! Anyway back to my point. He use to do everything with such care and emotion! So detailed and yet so simple, I miss him so badly. He’s left me here, out in the cold and all alone without a care in the world for me at all.

It didn’t use to be like this Prudance, oh no, he use to come regularly. He would bring me gifts (SWAG) and check my seal. One day (giggle) he even sharpened my pencil! I never had such a perfectly pointed pencil in my life! He was amazing! When he was done, my CO always put me back and tucked me in with tender loving care.

I will say, that I love the way he shares me with his friends! Oh Prudence, you silly thing, it’s not what you think. Why no geocacher could ever replace my CO! Yes, they also bring me gifts and write to me (aka, sign the log) but I can feel the difference. These folks are all great but no one could replace my CO, no one!

I haven’t seen him in over a year! I fear that he may have forgotten me and has left me here forever. Geocachers aren’t even really into me any more, not like they use to be. I know I’ve lost a lot of weight (no SWAG left), my pens are out of ink, my love letter book is soggy and my perfectly pointed pencil is caput, but I feel like I have a lot to offer. After all, look around here. It’s a beautiful place and it has so much potential! I wish my CO would come back to me!

So, I ask you Prudence, what should a geocache like me do? Should I just kick the old deadbeat CO out to the street and go look for an adoption? At least then I could continue to make new friends, right? Or should I just keep holding on and waiting? Maybe one of those geocachers will get me back in tip top shape like when I was new? That's pretty unlikely. I know for sure, if something doesn’t happen soon I may be faced with the “A” word (archived). I’m not ready to meet my reviewer yet.

Please help me Prudence, I don’t know where else to turn!

Your dearest friend,
A Cache Nearest You 

I have a cache or two that I should probably visit soon. I feel a little guilty about neglecting them. So, what do you think our friend "A Cache Nearest You" should do?

Happy Valentine's Day

Bloodhounded

6 comments:

Erika Jean said...

hehe. Great post!

Heather Cook (Lady-Magpie) said...

Bleedhounded, you have the same screw lose that effects me, but what a great post. I'm currently concerned about the tea-bags in my caddy. I'm sure when I put my hand in to get one bag for a cuppa all the bags push themselves against the walls and shudder in fear. I almost hear the silent scream from the one I chose, doesn't it realise that it's going to have a relaxing hot bath in water. I know I better shut up before the men in white coats come to get me.

See I did enjoy your post, great minds think alike.

Kim@Snug Harbor said...

Poor Prudence - You need a new man in your life! Wash your face, shine up your edges, and find a new CO. You go girl!

Debbie DeBaeremaeker said...

excellent writing- shared on G+

Adrienne Rose said...

AWe, I feel sorry for the little bugger. It's and inanimate object! I almost came to tears! *sigh*

Debora Larry said...

My name is Debora Larry P, I am a single Mom, the father of my child left me two years ago and married his childhood girlfriend because of his mother’s influence and his mother never liked anything about me. I gave up on him and took my child away from his family then relocate to another state just to forget about him and start a new life. My new life was actually not going as I planned but I keep on struggling to cope and take care of my baby. I miraculously met a man who was staying five blocks away; he loved me and promised to provide for me and my child. We dated for three years before he asked me to marry him last December, I agreed because I found real love and peace with him and my son can’t stay without him.

He suddenly started active weird after our engagement party like and evil spirit is controlling him, he always starts argument and fight in presence of my son and asked me for a break which I gave but something inside me tells me that he needs help and he will never come back to me if nothing is done either physically or spiritually to help him go back to himself. So I searched for help everywhere until I met Dr.Wakina temple via email dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com. Doctor did the reading and discovered pure love among us and a confused spirit surrounding us too. He finally cast a reunion spell on us and brought him back at the exact time he stated this February.

My husband to be is back and he thanks Dr. Wakina for the spell that made him realize his true love and his wife. I thank Doctor too and will recommend him to anybody who needs help to contact him via dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com. Thanks for everything Doctor.

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